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Exercices de PAF

Il paraît que certains PAF (Père Au Foyer)…













… s’entraînent en attendant la venue de BB, j’sais pas chez vous ?

C’est vous mes sources de clics !

Publié le 21 novembre 2010 | Catégorie : Saison 2, Strip crayonné sur le vif | 4 Commentaires

Est-ce que les PAF ont la côte ?

Quand le PAF (père au foyer) se promène avec ses miniatures au parc,

vous pensez peut-être qu’il fait l’admiration attendrie des MAF (mère au foyer)

Paf 1

Il n’en est rien, la plupart du temps ce sont des nounous qui n’en ont rien à faire dans le meilleur des cas quand elles ne vous regardent pas de travers pour ne voir que le pervers potentiel qui les dérange dans leur papotage !

Paf 2

Au supermarché parfois le PAF peut entendre

Paf 3

« Faire ses courses avec ses enfants en bas-âge, c’est bien courageux »

et les MAF alors, c’est pareil pense Till the Cat qui est d’accord sur le fond

et pour ce qu’on lui dit dans les dîners en ville, je vous invite à aller voir son blog de PAF !

Publié le 8 avril 2010 | Catégorie : Saison 1, Strip crayonné sur le vif | 4 Commentaires